Women Be Shopping For CarsS

Women. When they're not dying, they're spending more money on cars. What is up with that, ladies?

Says here in the USA Today that women are spending slightly more money on cars than they were a few years back. More importantly, it sounds like there's a little disagreement over who's really wearing the pants in the family—at the auto dealership!

*JERRY SPRINGER CROWD RESPONDS TO "MAKE SOME NOISE!" SIGN*

A poll among new-car owners in December, 2012, by the Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers found 72% of men believe they had the most influence over the purchase, but 60% of women thought they had the most say.

Haha, hey there fellas, sounds like the ladies are the ones in the driver's seat. Ladies, the fellas over here seem to think they run the show. What do you say to that?

*ALL THE LADIES SAY "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"*

How about it fellas? Sounds like the ladies here think they have you right where they want you. Is that true?

*ALL THE FELLAS SAY "HELLLLL NOOOOOO"*

Sure, fellas. Enjoy that Cabriolet.

*CLOSE-UP OF SMIRKING HOST*

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