Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

When Bryan Lewis Saunders heard from a friend about a "fuck mattress" near his apartment that was in the service of some local prostitutes, he did what any other person who also happens to be a performance artist would do: He decided to give it an extreme makeover.

With the help of his pals Joey Tucciarone and Todd Burris, Saunders, of Johnson City, Tenn., spent some $60 on sheets, pillows, and a duvet to transform the "sex spot" into a "love palace" worthy of a much classier hooker hideout.

Saunders even threw in some condoms and several pairs of clean panties stashed inside a set of plastic drawers he picked up at Walmart.

"The whole time we were putting it together I was thinking, ‘We are cleaning up downtown Johnson City one f**k mattress at a time!'" Saunders told The Daily Dot. "You have to start somewhere."

Unfortunately, that somewhere should probably be elsewhere: About a week later, Saunders returned to find the mattress destroyed and the flowers he planted trampled.

However, some of the panties were still there so it wasn't all bad.

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving MakeoverS

[photos via Bryan Lewis Saunders]