Doesn't matter that there's an indefinite moratorium on porn production in the US — there's still one place thirsty thespians can turn to for quality adult entertainment jobs: HBO.

Of course, it's not actually porn, but it sure sounds like it.

Don't believe me? Just listen to these actors describe their first major TV roles to their loved ones and then see if you don't have the most critically acclaimed boner.


[H/T: Joe.My.God.]