Hi, whores. If it is or about to be rush week at your school, you've no doubt received upwards of 9,000 freaking annoying emails from your sorority's recruitment chair lately, some of which are rude, like this one extolling the virtues of Spanx posted to Jezebel this morning. We would like to read them.
If your recruitment chair, president, or some other made-up chapter authority figure has asked you to get a french manicure, stop making ugly faces in photos, or generally ruined your life by sending you an ungodly schedule of MANDATORY rush events, send it to us. Anonymity guaranteed. You don't even have to feel that bad—famed deranged Delta Gamma emailer Rebecca Martinson is now getting her unhinged ramblings published in a book.
That being said, we will accept sorority correspondence from anyone, no matter how you found it—this includes emails, memos, rush handbooks, passive aggressive signage posted on bathroom mirrors, etc. Send to allie@gawker.com or tips@gawker.com. May rush season bless you with many more sisters to love.
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