Incarcerated Utahan Kari Ferrell, your Hipster Grifter, has mailed another missive to her pen pal, Bucky Turco, and, through him, to you, her fans. She'll be out of jail in a flash. Then, back to NYC, and onto (more) TV!

Inside Edition, you motherbitches. Stop eating off the internet's floor. That's our job. Go to Animal NY to read the entire, lovely letter, and see a lovely pic of Kari (allegedly).

Start your Xmas shopping now!