Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Cereal on Twitter Right Now

If you have always wanted to have a confusing four word conversation with Jay-Z while he laughs at you, now is your chance: He is currently responding to fans on Twitter. And laughing at them a lot, via the hashtag #mylaugh. The vibe is kind of weird. Sort of like if you and Jay-Z ran into one another at the grocery store and didn't really have anything to say to one another, but still wanted to talk.

So far we've learned that he hasn't had cereal in a while:

That Beyoncé says swears in private:

And that Jay-Z would make a great kindergarten teacher, because he's very encouraging.

As of 1:30, he's still responding to tweets. What questions or advice would you have for a lonely dad who spends his days talking to strangers on twitter?

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