Alas, they really are only R-rated. So there's no way to verify how accurate a name "Dick Hardt" really is.
Now that we've seen the Hardts in the altogether, the only remaining mystery he's left us: After his previous company, Sxip Identity, went under, how is it that Dick had enough money to throw a wedding in Maui and pay a photographer for arty nudie pics?
















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