Jerry Hall, a former famous girlfriend and star of a hilarious reality show, is officially engaged to a slime-covered amphibian 25 years her senior.

The news was announced in The Times, one of the many papers that her fiancee Rupert Murdoch lords over, and picked up by the Daily Mail. The piece read:

Mr Rupert Murdoch, father of Prudence, Elisabeth, Lachlan, James, Grace and Chloe Murdoch, and Miss Jerry Hall, mother of Elizabeth, James, Georgia and Gabriel Jagger are delighted to announce their engagement.

The princess and her toad will likely live forever together in wedded bliss—or until the day she realizes the grave mistake she has made.

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