Collect call for Nick Lachey from a Miss Jessica Weaddababi-Eitzaboi.
Former popstar and ancient Norse fertility goddess Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday, her second child in just over a year (14 months) with fiancé Eric Johnson. The baby's name is Ace Knute Johnson. According to Simpson's rep, "Knute" was chosen to honor Johnson's Swedish grandfather. Ace was chosen to honor...who knows? Ace from Real World: Paris, probably.
PEOPLE magazine announced the birth by declaring "Jessica Simpson's tiniest fashion star has arrived!" because when you have the luxury of freedom of speech, you sometimes forget that words matter and sentences are supposed to have meaning.
Simpson's daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, turned 1 on May 1st.
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