Joaquin Phoenix told an elaborate story about yoga last night on the Late Show, wildly acting out a position called "harnessing the hog," which apparently involved his instructor cradling his man-bits with a strap. The punchline: They started dating and are now engaged.
Not really, though.
Sadly (fortunately?), harnessing the hog doesn't even appear to be a real yoga position, which means Joaquin Phoenix's hog remains unharnessed in more ways than one. Namaste, dudes and ladies who love aggressively quirky Hollywood weirdos.