Bush-era U.S. diplomat, U.N. hater and Iraq war-lover John Bolton had a terrible trip to "Manila Philippines" last weekend, but if you can front him "($2,550.00 USD )," he'll totally get out of this fix.
Poor John got his email hacked, obvs. How do we know? Because
1) We're pretty sure he wouldn't travel to the Philippines—at least, not with his family;
3) Wait an American lord of war has an AOL ACCOUNT? We're never making fun of Team Obama's Blackberries again.
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