John Bolton Is a Mustachioed Foreign Scamster With an AOL AccountS

Bush-era U.S. diplomat, U.N. hater and Iraq war-lover John Bolton had a terrible trip to "Manila Philippines" last weekend, but if you can front him "($2,550.00 USD )," he'll totally get out of this fix.

Unnamed friends of the Bush administration stalwart received this email from his account on Tuesday, Foreign Policy reports:

John Bolton Is a Mustachioed Foreign Scamster With an AOL AccountS

Poor John got his email hacked, obvs. How do we know? Because

1) We're pretty sure he wouldn't travel to the Philippines—at least, not with his family;

2) Fox News probably doesn't have a backdrop of Parliament and Big Ben in its Manila studio; and

3) Wait an American lord of war has an AOL ACCOUNT? We're never making fun of Team Obama's Blackberries again.

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