GQ asked Last Week Tonight host and huge fan of football (comma European) John Oliver to guess whether various professional soccer players with absurd names are real or fake. He did ... not that well, actually.
You really can't fault Oliver for getting some of these wrong. I mean, Johnny Mustache? Come on. Next they'll expect us to believe there was an American football player named Dick Butkus.
[H/T Tastefully Offensive]