Johnny Depp to Testify in Fake Lover's Insane Murder Case

In 2009, Nancy Lekon ran over and killed a pedestrian while driving her limo in downtown L.A.'s Skid Row. (Everyone in L.A. drives a limo, right?) She claims that it was all because she was in the area for a little rendezvous with her then-boyfriend, Johnny Depp. Gosh, I sure hope those two lovebirds had an amicable break-up, because he will now have to take the stand at her trial!

Lekon was charged with murder and plead not guilty by reason of insanity. In an attempt to prove that she was insane at the time of the murder, her public defender plans to have Depp, who was served with legal documents at last week's premiere of his upcoming film, Transcendence, take the stand and state that the two have never met.

Man, if only there were another way to prove someone's insanity before having a mega-celebrity needlessly show up at their trial, but — ahh, nope! Nope, can't think of one. I tried and I can't!

[H/T Uproxx]