For whatever reason, this video of an apparently sloshed Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry performing Boyz II Men karaoke staple "I'll Make Love to You" at a friend's birthday in December 2008 surfaced on the Internet today, nearly five years later. The performance is pretty atrocious (also entertaining in the way closed circuit video of drunk celebrities crawling into one another's laps can't help but be), but, then, neither of them is known for being a particularly good singer.

If you had seen this video when it was recorded in 2008, there are decent odds you wouldn't have recognized neither participant: Katy Perry's first hit single, "I Kissed a Girl," was released at the end of April; the first Twilight film had been in theaters about one month.

Now duo (who remain just friends) are rich enough to buy the karaoke studio where this was filmed and burn it to the ground a thousand times. 2008 was crazy.