That is the cover of next week's New York, with a sullen Alec Baldwin, centimeters away from full-on Blue Steel, next to the headline "I Give Up." According to The New Republic, we will read about how it's very difficult to be the famous actor Alec Baldwin. For instance, you might lose your cable TV show after you call another person a "cocksucking fag."

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Alec Baldwin says he might have to leave New York City. Please think of him.