The CEO of precious little car company Kia has canned two executives because he didn't like their latest ads, which are a mildly cheeky riff on President's Day, featuring an appearance by a soap-on-a-rope in the shape of former President Millard Fillmore (makes sense to me). Among the departed: Ian Beavis, the VP in charge of the company's advertising. May we mourn him with a proper level of grandeur. Beavis' brave Millard Fillmore ad— after the jump— now stands as the final testament to his Kia career. He will be missed.