Youth culture moves so fast. One day, kids are throwing shovels at each other. The next week its scooters. And they say young people don't go outside anymore.
I have no idea what's going on in this fight, except to note that many greater things have been accomplished under the name of Portland Trail Blazers point guard Damian Lillard than "being hit by a flying scooter."
Here is a Vine, for the six-second inclined.