Monkey-Piloted Robots Will Kill Us All

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By Pareene May 29, 2008 9:27 AM

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Monkey-Piloted Robots Will Kill Us All

This is just like the other night when we flipped past ABC and Charlie Gibson said "up next, the robot revolution," which is a story we thought he probably should've led with. Anyway, monkeys finally control robots with their thoughts and mankind is basically defunct, now. [NYT, Drudge]

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