Kim Kardashian Is Hashtag-Pissed at "Fake Media Friend" Katie Couric

Kim Kardashian, who emerged from the womb of seclusion this for the first time after renting her own womb out to a demigod and future rich kid of Instagram, is mad at Katie Couric. She just Instagrammed this shot of Couric's baby gift to Kardashian and everyone's favorite god:

Kardashian's kaption reads: "#IHateFakeMediaFriends #MayIHumblySuggestYouNotSendGiftsThenTalkShit"

She may be referring to a recent In Touch interview, in which Couric wondered, "I don’t understand — why are [the Kardashians] so famous? I think it’s mostly teenage girls that are interested." This sounds more like pop-culture coping than talking shit, and it's just a more civil repackaging of what everyone else on the planet has been saying for at least half a decade.

Far more offensive than that interview is Couric's apparent inability to finish a sentence. "As a moth"? She called her a moth. That's just rude. "And may I humbly suggest you continue the K tradition for na"? I mean, I can fill in the blank, but I don't know if Kim can. This rubs that in her face.

Also, in the words of the very wise #RealMediaFriend Tyra Banks, everybody talks about everybody. But not everybody buys baby gifts for everybody. Kim should be happy with what she got.

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