Of all the details assaulting the reader's senses in Page Six's factual report and/or work of dystopian literature about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding—the giant golden toilet, the marble piano—perhaps the most unabashedly Kanye was Mr. West's alleged 45-minute "toast to himself."
It's good she set the record straight on that one. For a while there, everyone was thinking he had talked for a long time.
Kim also revealed that other aspects of the wedding were just as disastrous as Page Six made them sound: The engraved marble seating charts proved to be a bad idea when one guest bailed at the last minute. Painting over the name with white paint didn't make things better.
Other things that required painting-over: Khloe Kardashian, who was so hung over from the rehearsal dinner at Versailles the night before that she had to have her makeup done while she was still asleep.
Although it got off to a bumpy start, Kimye's marriage is still going strong. Kanye, who recently praised Kim for teaching him the "Kim K skills" necessary to win at life, has now officially lasted longer than that other guy.