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Dane For Prez (And: Win A Date With Klonopin!)

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Click to enlarge! Also, after the jump: win a walk-on role in your favorite weekly web comic!

Previously: Sex And The Kat City

Send your photo to kreepiekats at gmail dot com and you could have a holiday fling with Klonopin the Kreepie Kat! All entries must be received by this coming Wednesday. Kreepie Kats and Gawker Media accept Zero Liability for any and all STDs you may get from dating a Kreepie Kat or simply reading this line of text! Good luck!

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