Arguably Kroll Show's most underrated sketch revolves around dueling pawn shops in the cities of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, where the accents are sharp and the deals are dirty. In the latest sketch, Murph and Don team up to make some cash for Murph's forthcoming wedding to Teresa. But there are troubles in the Schuylkill River.

Murph promises Teresa that they can have a wooder ice fountain at their wedding, but Murph comes up short on cash. To make money, the Pennsylvania pair pawn high-quality items (like a signed John Waters poster and a pair of raven feet) to some ole Bawlmor pawn legends. Will Teresa be given the dream wedding of her dreams? Or will the wooder be poisoned with dashed hopes?