A new generation doth rise: Kardashian Q Score heir Kylie Jenner is reportedly quitting the high school of quitting high school (home school) to assume her rightful position as most beloved person related to Kris Jenner.
"Kylie quit homeschool a few months ago," a family insider tells the magazine. "She told her mom is was getting in the way of her career, and that she wanted to focus her energies on building her personal brand and making money."
"Kris gave in," the insider adds of the 59-year-old, who as Radar exclusively reported, allows Kylie to have sleepovers with 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga. "She feels the girls are smart and savvy and they don't need a piece of paper to show that."
Because the only paper they need is that paper, na'mean? Bruce Jenner reportedly does not approve but no one in the family cares so uh, I guess I'm just gonna head back out to Malibu, come visit whenever you want kids, maybe go paddle boarding, something fun like a family would do oh oh but no one notices him standing there talking, am i a ghost? can they still see me? he wonders, opening the heavy front door and escaping into the hot Calabasas sun.
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