Have a kid but want to see Shia LeBeouf's erection on a giant screen? No problem! New York's Landmark Sunshine theater invites to you bring your baby to its "Rattle & Reel" screening of Lars von Trier's instantly infamous (and surprisingly funny) Nymphomaniac Volume I next week. Don't miss this opportunity to show your baby how babies are made.
From the Landmark Theaters site:
The Sunshine Cinema welcomes caregivers and their babies on Wednesdays for our special Rattle & Reel screenings. Adults pay normal admission prices but all babies are FREE! Tickets available at the box office only on the day of show. Screening Wednesday, March 19 at 12:00 noon: Teenage. Screening Wednesday, March 26 at 12:00 noon: Nymphomaniac Volume I.
I reached out to Landmark to ask if this is a joke, but have not yet heard back. I will update this post if and when I do.
Regardless: See you at the movies?