Legendary broadcast journalist Larry King made a startling announcement on CNN Presents: A Larry King Special: Dinner with the Kings. The announcement was about his death:

I want to be frozen on the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and bring me back.

That's right, contrary to what your eyes and ears tell you, Larry King is not yet a cryogenically frozen corpse. That part comes later, and will be followed by a nightmarish eternity of Penelope Cruz whispering "Open your eyes." [People, image via Getty]