On your way to or from the county lockup? Be sure to stop by the billionaire bag boy's other mansion - this here monstrosity in La Jolla, CA.

This'd be the cozy cabin where Michael Jackson spent the week after he finally beat the kiddie porn rap; and we hear it's also where the greasy grocer's pals Leo & Gisele used to go for some steamy "private time" - if you don't count the two-way mirrors.

A friend in need of a lavish, well-guarded hideout is a friend indeed. - JPS