The exact details surrounding this overly affectionate PDA session between two women on a Melbourne train aren't known, but one thing is certain: It takes place in public.

Remember? Public? It's that place where we're supposed to pretend to care about other people's feelings for a few hours a day. You know what I'm talking about. It has a Starbucks? Yeah, exactly.

The Starbucks place.

And if there is one hard-and-fast rule of common courtesy while riding aboard public transportation it's this: No eating odoriferous foods.

Also, I thought we all agreed no more uggs.

[H/T: Reddit]