LeVar Burton Introduces the Creepy New Reading Rainbow Theme Song

LeVar Burton has always been a big believer in the power of literacy. So, with the imminent return of his beloved kids' series Reading Rainbow, he's also debuting a new theme song about how books have allowed him to go anywhere and do anything. Literally. LeVar Burton is a living god.

You don't have to take his word for it. But you probably should, because omnipotence has gone to his head, and the immense reading-fueled power flowing through him appears to be unstable. You do not want to test Kunta Kinte right now.

[H/T TastefullyOff]