Which of the following is the correct response to this video of Chris Brown pantomiming sex, then licking a lady's face and knee?

• (a.) Uncontrollable laughter.
• (b.) Projectile vomit.
• (c.) Both of the above, simultaneously, thereby creating a burbling geyser of yuk yuck.

Thank you, Chris Brown. Until now, I had never contemplated what it would be like to laugh and vomit simultaneously. [WSHH]