If you haven't heard of The Canyons yet—Lindsay Lohan's softcore pornish comeback movie—don't even bother. It's terrible. If you want to masturbate watching something, just use YouPorn.
So how about some stills from the movie showing Lohan doing her first ever on-screen nude scenes? Changed your mind yet?
The indie operation behind the film certainly hopes that's the case, because they went through the trouble of "leaking" select clips from the film that emphasize the fact that Lindsay gets nekkid.
"Lindsay Lohan gets naked with a porn star. Like, 'What?!'," pornstar James Deen, this train wreck's better half, told the LA Times. "All of a sudden, it's everywhere. How can people not get that movie? Whether or not it's well-received, it'll be a cult classic."
I don't know about cult classic, but it'll probably get nominated for something at Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards (presented by Fleshlight).