In the video above, a black bear wanders a quiet suburban New Jersey neighborhood on his two hind legs, pausing only to peek into a trash can just like a New Jersey person would. "No good trash in there!" the bear probably said to himself before walking off into the woods. Great job, bear. [UPDATE: We now have more video of the walking bear.]

A Facebook user near Green Pond, New Jersey posted this video with the caption, "My next door neighbor took this today on cozy lake road."