The best part of The Hills is the facial expressions, right? And the worst part is when the dumb people open their mouths and say awful things, agreed? Well some wonderful genius has gone and cut out that pesky dialogue, leaving only the blank yet mournful stares and the pretty pretty scenery. And I think the plot pretty much remains intact! The first near-wordless edition is a cut of last week's Stephen Colletti episode, and is aptly entitled "Calamari." Well done sir/madam! The really funny video is after the jump.