If You Give Hamas a Cookie

malaise drudge hamas headlines hugs israel jimmy carter

By Pareene Apr 15, 2008 1:48 PM 827

27

Get our top stories

follow gawker

If You Give Hamas a Cookie

Unlike certain grandfatherly former presidents, Matt Drudge hasn't yet forgotten the dark lessons of our shared childrens' book history. It starts with a hug, Jimmy—then Hamas will want a cookie. Soon you've handed over Israel to extremists, and then they'll just be thirsty for milk. American milk. [Drudge]

Contact Pareene:

Discussion Threads

Show earlier discussions

Tomorrow's News

retro Nov 27, 2011 25,772 Proof car dealerships were a pretty rough place to be in 1980
classic ad watch Sep 25, 2011 6,851 Reclaim your car buying independence with the 1984 Buick Regal
medicine Aug 3, 2011 69,973 Finally, a Cure for Just Generally Feeling Like Shit
question of the weekend Dec 18, 2010 18,491 What is Your Favorite Car from the 1980s?
nice price or crack pipe Sep 8, 2010 13,043 For $6,900, the King is Dead, Long Live the King… Cobra
classic ad watch Sep 5, 2010 8,143 Be Sure To Dress In Pleather For The Future: The 1982 Trans Am!
down on the junkyard Sep 5, 2010 6,150 Lotus Engine Won’t Be Hauling This Jensen-Healey Away From the Crusher’s Cruel Jaws
classic ad watch Aug 28, 2010 4,768 The 1980 Monza: Chevy’s Got It!
down on the junkyard Aug 21, 2010 3,508 Another Datsun King Cab Doomed, Lack Of Cup Holders Probably To Blame
Down On The Mile High Street Aug 15, 2010 5,398 1975 Plymouth Duster
down on the street Aug 8, 2010 10,958 1979 Chevrolet Corvette
retro Aug 1, 2010 8,129 Swivel Buckets, 455 Cubes, and Terrifyingly Awesome Body Roll: The ‘73 Cutlass Hits the Track!
down on the junkyard Aug 1, 2010 6,331 First-Year Mustang II Can’t Hang On Until It Gets Collectible, Heading To Crusher
Down On The Mile High Street Aug 1, 2010 14,370 1978 Ford Thunderbird
down on the junkyard Jul 31, 2010 5,036 The Crusher Won’t Even Notice When It Swallows This ‘78 Rabbit
classic ad watch Jul 31, 2010 3,429 Malaise Knocks Toyota’s Copywriters Into Coma, ‘73 Celica ST Pitched As Economy Car
down on the junkyard Jul 18, 2010 4,518 Doomed 1979 Volaré Sport Coupe Still Can’t Accept K Cars As Real Plymouths
classic ad watch Jul 17, 2010 5,172 What a Small Car Can Be, When It’s an Oldsmobile: 1982 Firenza
down on the junkyard Jul 11, 2010 5,613 Quaalude Residue Under Carpets Won’t Save This ‘78 Trans Am From Crusher’s Cruel Jaws
classic ad watch Jul 10, 2010 6,259 Cutting Loose In A Trim, Poised 1980 Buick!
independence day Jul 4, 2010 4,829 Even Volkswagen Made a Bicentennial Edition!
independence day Jul 4, 2010 2,478 Or You Could Drive The Spirit Of America ‘74 Vega
independence day Jul 4, 2010 2,993 What To Drive This July 4th? Bicentennial Eldorado!
down on the junkyard Jul 3, 2010 3,537 British Leyland Malaise Hangs Heavy Over This Junkyard
down on the street Jul 3, 2010 4,400 1974 Plymouth Gold Duster
down on the junkyard Jun 20, 2010 6,881 Early 5 Series Would Like To Return To Bavaria, Heading To Chinese Steel Mill Instead
classic ad watch Jun 19, 2010 5,440 Snowy Roads, Downpours, and Sandy Beaches DEMAND ‘83 Subarus!
down on the junkyard Jun 6, 2010 8,256 It’s Not A Mercury, Dammit!
down on the junkyard Jun 5, 2010 6,035 Sunroof, Great Mileage Can’t Keep This Le Car Out Of The Junkyard
down on the street Jun 5, 2010 5,994 1981 Fiat Strada
classic ad watch May 30, 2010 3,057 Austin Allegro: European Cars At Their Best!
down on the junkyard May 29, 2010 9,744 Serial Killer Van Ends Up On Death Row
classic ad watch May 23, 2010 6,674 Sleeps Four, Defeats The Japanese: The 1983 Chevy Citation!
down on the street May 23, 2010 8,891 1978 Datsun 280Z
LOLCars May 13, 2010 22,351 1980s Chrysler Argues With A Speak & Spell
down on the junkyard May 9, 2010 8,195 1979 Fiat 124 Spider: Not Fixed Again By Tony
classic ad watch May 8, 2010 6,919 Surf Bunnies Laugh At Your Old Buggy’s Air Cleaner? 1977 Olds 442!
down on the street May 8, 2010 6,372 1974 Volkswagen Thing
classic ad watch May 1, 2010 19,321 The Malaise Era Wasn’t All Bad: Swivel Buckets In Your Cutlass!
classic ad watch Apr 25, 2010 9,289 The 1973 Ford LTD Brougham: Just Like The Jaguar XJ6!
down on the street Apr 25, 2010 6,883 1982 Volkswagen Rabbit Pickup

More Stories…