Man Accidentally Explodes Car But at Least He Killed the Damn Bedbugs

Forget ISIS and teens—the greatest threat facing our everyday lives are bedbugs.

And just acknowledging the word bedbug makes my skin crawl, so I don't know that I could say I wouldn't make the same mistake that a desperate man made this week.

Via the New York Daily News, Scott Kemery was reportedly trying to kill a colony of bedbugs when he dumped a bottle of alcohol out in the backseat of his car.

Apparently satisfied with a job well done, he lit a victory cigarette and, in the process, exploded the whole damn thing.

He was reportedly able to flee the burning car on his own but suffered first- and second-degree burns in the process.

But all's well ends well—pretty safe guess he doesn't have bedbugs anymore!