A 28-year-old man was arrested for theft in Bra, Italy this week. The targets of his crime? Men's boxers, undershirts and jockstraps. Just kidding — what kind of a viral news item would that be? He was stealing bras, dummy.
According to The Local, the unnamed suspect had "a house full" of women's undergarments — hundreds, says La Repubblica — which he stole from clotheslines in the area overnight. He's currently under house arrest, because, zany and fun as this news item may be, he was still a criminal taking and hoarding other people's underwear. Probably all sniffing it and stuff, too. Think of the victims!