A Montana man called the police Saturday night because a stripper accepted his $350 for a private dance and "ripped him off" by refusing to have sex with him.
William McDaniel's night at suburban Butte's Sagebrush Sam's gentleman's club didn't play out exactly as he planned, though: Officers arrested the 53-year-old man for soliciting, and presumably explained the difference between dancers and prostitutes.
Police say that the dancer cut McDaniel's backroom session short when he "became sexually aggressive" toward her.
McDaniel didn't get a refund, and was released Sunday morning after paying $550 for bond.
The Smoking Gun points out that the charmingly named Sagebrush Sam's (pictured below) only had one Yelp review at the time of the incident, a one-star screed that read, "This establishment needs a complete makeover. Walls and floor are extremely filthy. Even the stripper pole looked like it was going to break loose from the floor."