Every New Yorker spends at least half of their time waiting for a train playing out different scenarios wherein which their lives are threatened and how they managed to get out of them in their heads. There are no exceptions – you definitely do this. If you don't do this, what are you a tourist? Pay attention! Obsess more over how you are going to possibly survive your commute home, because today could be the day some strolls along and shoves you into the path of an oncoming train, and you have mere seconds to deal with this, so you need to have all of your options at the forefront.
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