Ironically, the man was applying for a position at Texas Workforce Solutions, a company devoted to preparing clients for the workplace.
When a 25-year-old TWS employee received his application and unique letter of recommendation (personal reference?), she promptly called police. They tracked his application, which was sent from a personal email and issued the man a ticket for "obscene display or distribution"— a class C misdemeanor.
A spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department said as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed.
"I think I know why he can't find a job," he told the Dallas Observer.