"This sounds ridiculous," explains the woman whose boyfriend brought her on Divorce Court to accuse her of sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang Clan backstage after a show.
And it does sound ridiculous! Until she tells the story, which, to be fair, sounds exactly like what someone who slept with the entire Wu-Tang clan might say.
Basically what happened is I met Wu-Tang , I got on their tour bus, I went back to the hotel and I was just hanging out ALL NIGHT. And it was amazing, I mean, we were not doing anything but talking, politicking, we were talking about politics... I lost track of time, and I didn't really look at the time, and all of the sudden I look at my clock and it's seven in the morning and I was like, "I've got to get out of here," and I jump in a taxi and I went home immediately, and as soon as I get home I get approached by Nate and he starts accusing me of sleeping with them all.
It's unclear who lost the Divorce Court episode (hint—both of them did), but the boyfriend continues to insist "She gave Wu some tang." Sad these crazy kids couldn't make it work.
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