Singing labradoodle Justin Timberlake has reportedly (but not confirmedly) proposed to on-and-off girlfriend Jessica Biel, who reportedly said "yes."

Meanwhile, salsa-dancing labradoodle Mario Lopez has definitely proposed to girlfriend Courtney Maza, and will air footage of the proposal this afternoon on Extra.

But you, you talentless mutt, you will die alone. [Us, NYDN, images via Getty]