Living out the fantasy of any person invited to any wedding, Mark Wahlberg did, in fact, skip Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's nuptials yesterday, sending an Instagram in his absence.
The Instagram video was taken at Wahlberg's (actor, of course, who would have stopped 9/11 had he only been given the chance) 11-year-old daughter's birthday party, and featured his wife—rumored Jenny McCarthy hater—sort of smiling beside him:
So: do they hate Jenny McCarthy, or does this Instagram video prove that they simply could not reschedule the 11-year-old's birthday celebration but would have loved to make the wedding had the scheduling issue not been a factor?
(They probably don't like her! Why would they?!)