"The truck's load of corndogs spilled all over the roadway" is a sentence that actually appeared in news reports today, thanks to a driver who flipped his semi truck near Shreveport, La. early this morning.
The corndog-encrusted portion of I-220 west was shut down from 3:40 a.m. until 12:30 p.m. while crews cleaned up the delicious, fattening mess.
No one was hurt in the accident, and the driver won't be cited, which means you don't have to feel guilty imagining a U.S. transportation infrastructure made entirely out of corn-wrapped sausage product.
Just a little sick.