Masturbating Yogi Throws Dead Animal at Car, Gets Arrested

A 68-year-old man has been charged with obscenity after he started masturbating during a yoga session in a public park.

Two female witnesses said Bill Kachle was "holding a yoga pose" when they spotted him near a bike trail in northern Virginia. He waved his arms and shouted at them, then dropped his pants and began stroking his penis, according to a police report.

And that's when things got spectacularly weird. Well, weirder:

Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car.

The white-haired, bearded Kachle then walked back to the trail, pointed at the two women, and went right back to jerking off.

The masturbating yogi has been charged with one misdemeanor count of "disorderly conduct/obscene acts."

The complaint against him doesn't specify what type of dead animal he used as a projectile.

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