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The 14 Year Old Who’d Rather Die Tan Than Pale

Today Maury focused on making over 14 year old girls who dress too sexily. Watch in horror, but be prepared to meet some pretty flawless logic.

Rhyanna may be too young to dress like that, but she is clearly a debate prodigy. Who could argue that someone should not "dress sexy because she is sexy"? She's also all over her frequent tanning, knowing full well the cancer risks but preferring a tan death to a pale one. Who could argue?

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