Michael Phelps Assures China: Mazda is Better than Weed

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By Hamilton Nolan Feb 13, 2009 9:22 AM

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Michael Phelps Assures China: Mazda is Better than Weed

Ha: Mazda, the corporate owner of merman Michael Phelps, made Phelps apologize to the entire nation of China for inhaling THC-laden smoke, from a bong. Just imagine the devastating effects that had, on China.

"Blah blah China China China (repeat 87 times) support love regret blah blah," says Phelps. His revenge: he is totally blazed out of his gourd in this video.

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