Meredith Vieira expressly denied being drunk while tweeting this lengthy stream of drunk consciousness, but it's unclear how else one might explain it.
Was she hacked? Is she on Ambien? Could someone actually be this bad at Twitter?
Either way, Vieira's last night Twitter misadventure is still up at the time of writing for all to theorize.
Here's hoping both Vieira and her pal Mo Cashin are doing fine so we can swiftly get back to pointing and laughing with reckless abandon.
[H/T: Oh No They Didn't]