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Eating Our Chocolate Is Just Like Drinking Semen

Eating Our Chocolate Is Just Like Drinking Semen Advertising isn't just a matter of putting a picture of your product up on the screen. It's a subtle psychological process of associating your product with the most powerful and appropriate metaphor. Not just blow jobs; cum-guzzling, also. Masterful. [Copyranter]

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