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You Too Can Be a Mystical D-Bag with This Criss Angel Magic Kit

Want to learn how to pour salt from your hand and impress girls while wearing trucker hats? You're in luck, with the "Magician of the Century"'s own magic kit. Hilariously, Criss isn't in this, and opted for a stand-in.

I'm coming to so many revelations watching this. Criss Angel's theme song is a brilliant work of genius. He knows how to fly. His outfits are so interchangeable that you can just slap a hat and glasses on any jerk with long black hair. He is really magic and magic is real. My mind is freaked.

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