31 year-old Terry Antone Jenkins of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina was arrested twice on September 8 for domestic violence charges after having a threesome with his girlfriend…and her cousin.
Jenkins, his girlfriend, and the cousin woke up on Sunday morning around 8 a.m. and, you know, “decided to have a threesome.” But Jenkins became angry after he “finished” because the two women continued engaging in oral sex without him. Jenkins tried to stop the action and pulled his girlfriend off the bed by her hair and then repeatedly struck her in the head and face.
After being arrested and released on bond, Jenkins went right back to the scene of the crime where he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend again and then took her car and her cell phone. He was arrested soon after and is currently being held in a Horry County facility.
This proves, of course, Deadspin’s advice earlier this week that threesomes with a cousin are always a bad idea.