My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS

One of the noblest, most versatile, and yet most underused story-telling mediums available today is the Beyoncé gif.

For the rest of the week, I'm going to be on vacation, visiting my boyfriend's family.

Here is the story of what will happen, illustrated via Beyoncé gifs.

Our flight leaves early in the morning, so when I wake up, I will be like "This is crazy!"

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé Gifs


I'm going to take a shower.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And get dressed.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


I will ask my boyfriend if he's ready.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And grab my bag.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé Gifs


Then, on the steps, I'll say the same thing I say every day which is "I THINK I FORGOT PHONE."

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


But actually I will have had it on me the whole time.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


I will be chill on the plane like I always am.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé Gifs


And as his parents drive us back to their house, I'll look out the window and sigh "I've been to Madrid so many times, but I've never seen Madrid."

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And they'll be like "...We're in Kentucky."

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And I'll cover real quick like "...I know."

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


When we get to their house, I'll run inside and touch everything because I've never been there before.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And I'll have wine with his mom—hey Karen.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


My boyfriend will drive me around town to show me things like where he went to elementary school.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And we'll visit his little brother, Solange.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


We'll go to a lake.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


But you can't get in the lake because it's filled with water moccasins.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


I will probably lie down a lot.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


And eat all their snacks.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS


After we leave, I will write a nice note thanking them for their hospitality.

My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé GifsS

Because that's called "manners."


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